you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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