Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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