her facebook's as public as her vagina
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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