I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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