Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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