actually, I'm a sock model
He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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