sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
