i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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