Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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