no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
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