I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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