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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

you mean i was at the winter classic?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.

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(903): View more from Texas

Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later

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(975): View more from Missouri

At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.

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(636): View more from Missouri

She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.

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(337): View more from Louisiana

Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.

(1-337): View more from Louisiana

So date night went well?

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(646): View more from New York

I am really drunk and also a zombie.

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