Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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