:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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