Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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