If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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