it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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