My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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