I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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