no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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