so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
someone owes me an orgasm
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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