Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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