so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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