then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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