Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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