Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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