do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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