So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Randomize
