So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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