May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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