Sponge bath it is.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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