at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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