Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
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