he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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