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I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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