I smell stomach acid.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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