check it out our google latitudes are spooning
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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