apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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