I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I smell like Dick and happiness
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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