i just google imaged poop.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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