Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I have already put on my inside pants.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
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