TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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