I cannot find my penis.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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