based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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