Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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