So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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