There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I have aggressive nipples.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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