He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
