I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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