Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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