someone get that fucking seahorse.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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