is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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