well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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