Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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