what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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