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I wish I could teleport
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
You can't special order awesome
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
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