'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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