Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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