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all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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