Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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