I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Let's get the cat blown out
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
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